A True Story....

Once there was a girl who only had two girls, she spoke girl, she loves everything girl....then a boy came along & shook everything up. One day they were at McDondald and shouting from the top of the playland the boy screamed to this unknowing girl...."my pants fell! My pants fell!!" Well sure enough his pants were still on, so she called for him to come down. To her naive self who only speaks girl she quickly realized as he waddles out of the playland.....he pooped his pants. So she walks him to the bathroom, with no paper towels and toilet paper that rips at the site of it, she did what any resourceful girl would do...she swished the pants out in the toilet. She told the boy to finish on the pot while she cleaned up more. Once the big chunks were off the pants, she used hand soap and the hand dryer to clean the rest of his shorts. Suddenly a worker walked in to offer assistance followed by an elderly woman holding her shoe. The girl looks confused as the woman said with disgust "Yah!! It's in my shoe too!" The girl was confused because she though she had walked quickly enough to the bathroom to go undetected. This was not the case. A patron of McDonalds was walking in to buy her lunch when she stepped in.....yes....the boys poop! Apparently some of the poop fell from the young boys pants as they walked to the bathroom. Even more mortified now she apologized and went back to the boy who was still in the stall. As she opens the stall door a sight that will remain imbedded in her mind for a long time awaited her. The boy managed to have residual poo on his buns and as he sat down it smeared all over his legs and the seat.   Oh the panic that set in the girls heart at that moment. With no resources she used all she knew to use and grabbed the shorts and started the cleaning process--again. She did the best she could for a girl with no experience in this area could. Sure she has a two and a four year old but not once has she encountered such a spectacle. With soaking wet pants she started walking out of the bathroom and again was greeted by a worker. This time questioning if she was went to BRCC and was in fact Jeremy Wilkinsons wife. With shaky voice she replied yes. The lady said "ohhhh! Yes! And I know your whole story." Looking over with affirmation of the young boy who's hand was gripping mine. She replied with embarrassment, "yes this is my world." They laughed understandable and went about their day. And so goes the story of the girl with two...now three children. 😊